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khaleesmas1:

hnxy:

khaleesmas1:

date a boy who reads. or better yet date a 37 year old recent divorcee with a highly diversified stock portfolio who’s looking to feel young again and can treat you to what you deserve

Yeah that’s right, be a fucking gold digger, whores.

u sound poor how dare you talk to me 

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brawling:

me losing my virginity

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ugly:

waaaanderlustttt:

lettingdownhair:

rhiannon42:

OH MY WORD WHAT ARE THEY SELLING!?

Salad dressing. They’re selling salad dressing.

does he come with it

Fuck the salad dressing . I will park myself on the kitchen table and let him do what he wants

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ghostrightsactivist:

cakeandrevolution:

I want to see a reality tv show where straight dudes have to read the shitty messages they send to women to their mothers.

to catch a redditor

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prbuick11:

bloogue:

comicshans:

my favorite thing are snapchats of ancient art with this shit put on it

prbuick11
I’m dying!

These things are pretty much the greatest thing ever

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juspeczyks:

Remember limewire

Remember sometimes getting the song you were actually looking for and sometimes getting an mp3 of bill clinton saying that he didn’t have sexual relations with that woman instead

Phahahah. This.

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lorwhal:

timothydelaghetto:

mehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh:

Female BAMFs Throughout History

WOW!

The pirate’s name is Ching Shih.

The flight attendant’s name is Neerja Bhanot.

The Pakistani woman name is Zainab Bibi.

The woman who killed the hitman isSusan Kuhnhausen.

The female kickboxer is named Parinaya Charoenphol or Nong Toom

The woman at the end is named  Juliane Margaret Koepcke. 

Read all their stories! It’s worth it. 

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Damaged people damage people.

marketingwhore:

kcalron:

ozzyosborntodie:

acid-anarchism:

Anti Abortion protestors getting run over by a car when they try and block it’s path

BEST REACTION^^

karma

Spiked tyres would have brilliant

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