date a boy who reads. or better yet date a 37 year old recent divorcee with a highly diversified stock portfolio who’s looking to feel young again and can treat you to what you deserve
Yeah that’s right, be a fucking gold digger, whores.
u sound poor how dare you talk to me
OH MY WORD WHAT ARE THEY SELLING!?
Salad dressing. They’re selling salad dressing.
does he come with it
Fuck the salad dressing . I will park myself on the kitchen table and let him do what he wants
I want to see a reality tv show where straight dudes have to read the shitty messages they send to women to their mothers.
to catch a redditor
my favorite thing are snapchats of ancient art with this shit put on itI’m dying!
These things are pretty much the greatest thing ever
Remember sometimes getting the song you were actually looking for and sometimes getting an mp3 of bill clinton saying that he didn’t have sexual relations with that woman instead
Female BAMFs Throughout History
The pirate’s name is Ching Shih.
The flight attendant’s name is Neerja Bhanot.
The Pakistani woman name is Zainab Bibi.
The woman who killed the hitman isSusan Kuhnhausen.
The female kickboxer is named Parinaya Charoenphol or Nong Toom.
The woman at the end is named Juliane Margaret Koepcke.
Read all their stories! It’s worth it.