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“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer

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6ood:

My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

Always reblog

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congragulation:

the only ship i need is a scholarship can i get a hallelujah

I gots 2 ;)

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pricklylegs:

These are gold.

Rather than getting up and opening the curtains to see what the weather was like outside I decided to look at the weather app on the phone to see what the weather was like

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unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

currently mood: bubbles when she almost slapped buttercups face right off her face bc bitch didnt know when to shut up

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